• The Netherlands
  • Chio Heart Breakers – Don’t Go Breaking My Heart


    Heart Breakers by Chio can truly break one’s heart. The hearts are airy crunchy, but the snack is still particularly unmemorable (ironically, the packaging is not the one to easily forget). So little taste, fucking heartbreaking.

    If you’re planning to dump your jerk of a boyfriend on Valentine’s, go ahead and do it, but don’t forget to throw a bag of Heart Breakers in his face on your way out the door. You’re welcome.

    Bought and eaten in Amsterdam, the Netherlands.

    My rating: 4/10.

  • Germany
  • funny-frisch Chipsfrisch Oriental – Fuck You


    Oriental? Oriental my ass… They tasted a little bit like tomatoes, a little bit like pepper and a lot like… old Tabasco? I guess I just don’t know what ‘oriental’ is. The chips were also fried too brown, which is never good. They also seemed very overpriced. Getting them in the middle of nowhere might be the reason.

    Tolerable, but not recommended.

    Bought on the road in Germany.

    My rating: 4/10.